Book Rating

We here at The Uncrushable Jersey Dress have taken some flak about our rating system.  To that we say "Yes, digestive biscuits are much better than, say, beans on toast...but there's no way on earth we're going back and changing the system now!" (What part of "Grand Poobah Arbiters of Everything" do you not understand?) Here is our admittedly arbitrary rating system:


1 - tinned soup

2 - digestive biscuts

3 - beans on toast

4 - the cheese board

5 - madiera cake

6 - treacle tart

7 - mince pies

8 - boeuf en croute

9 - queen of puddings

10 - lashings of whipped cream