|This statue might seem vulgar at a Somerset estate or Den Haag mansion, but a heffalunk with a late-October celebratory punkin on its head is just the right welcoming touch for a zoo.|
|Nothing is more relaxing for a convalescent aunt then a peaceful afternoon gazing at ephelumps.|
|Margaret is not a hyena.|
|Cats don't get a lot of type-space in Grasp a Nettle, but you know Jenny cares about them. And these cats can keep up with Eduard's Great Dane.|
Sightseeing, as we all know, is exhausting, and requires a reservation for tea at The London Tea Room. While not quite Fortnum's, it has a massive selection of teas, with a Betty-worthy literary quality to the menu. As a for-instance, this is their menu listing for their grilled cheese sandwich: "The Grilled 3-Cheese Sandwich - Sharp English cheddar, Swiss and chèvre cheeses cross international boundaries and melt unilaterally with caramelized onions on Pugliese bread. One frightening step closer to the New World Order and/or heartburn." Ha ha!
|Jenny would not approve my choice of Jasmine Dragon Tears green tea, but she'd be able to pick a more traditional blend, like maybe Queen of Hearts -- certainly not Naughty Vicar!|