Monday, September 12, 2011

A Gentle Awakening - Reprise

Even though A Gentle Awakening never makes it onto a list of my Top Ten favorite Neels, I have to say that for the most part, I love it. And, as Betty Keira says, you never confuse the plot with that of any other book in the canon.  That, in itself, is a strong recommendation. Florina ( might not be the worst name La Neels ever came up with, but it's so wishy-washy...and the picture on the cover doesn't do justice to the ginger makes her look like a candy striper) is a pretty likable heroine - I do get a wee bit tired of her hero worship, but other than that, she's a peach!

I give you ginger hair AND a pink striped outfit.
I adore the cat-fight - and the fact that Florina manages to avoid the detestable Felix when he makes his trip to England...and the Bataan Death March is genius, sheer genius.  I'm with Betty Keira on the whole kids in the kitchen - I just spent half the summer with a lot of extra 'kids' in my kitchen (okay, so some of them were in their twenties, they are still my kids).  It's impossible for me to work really well in the kitchen with more than one other person.  I need my personal cooking space. - Betty Debbie

A Gentle Awakening is one of those Betty Neels' that never gets confused with any other. For instance, one never scratches one's head and asks if this is the one about the glass floor or not.

Florina Payne is not a mouse. On one hand she is a ginger-headed drudge of 27 with no marriage prospects. On the other, she is a cordon bleu trained chef, speaks fluent Dutch and is willing to go toe to toe if she feels herself getting walked all over. Clearly, she is Clark Kent and Superman--by day a mild-mannered and dutiful (if not loving--because her father is a piece of work) daughter, by night, a knife-wielding tempestuous cook. Florina is back and this time it's personal.

She is an outlier with ginger eyebrows and a ginger plait and as you can see, it has rather distracted me (FYI, you're welcome for the gratuitous Gilbert Blythe add-on):

Sir William Sedley is a famous paediatrician which immediately put me in mind of Doctor Spock because that is the only paediatrician who could ever be prefaced as 'famous' and I began to wander off the point as I pondered what could possibly have made him famous. Conjoined twin separations? Magic baby-vomit dodging skills?

He has a little daughter that he had the poor taste to name Pauline (this is from a woman whose husband and two siblings all have Paul derivatives as names--I know of what I speak). He also has a festering boil---Oh! You thought I meant the kind on his skin! No, no, her name is Wanda and she is his fiancee'.

Florina is cycling along a road and in my head she's not wearing a helmet because though my emergency-room nurse neighbor has plenty to say on the subject of helmets and violent brain trauma it must be faced that helmets are not romantic so no matter how right they are in reality they are rubbish in romance novels. Sir William ("She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam--no Sam!") drives up in the requisite Bentley with Pauline and asks about lodgings. No heat is exchanged.
Florina pops herself into a cottage where she faces her father (mentally I conjure Jabba the Hutt) who is so awful that when the book ends the only question is: Why didn't The Great Betty engineer a little Newtonian physics between his insufficiently small auto and an articulated lorry? If ever a parent deserved it...
Sir William spends one short afternoon the next day touring Wheel House with the owner. He decides to buy it on the strength of a thick glass panel in the living room floor where the mill wheel once was. Tres cool. Wanda is not consulted--an ill-omen that all is not well in the House of Sedley.

Florina, after discovering that her father isn't going to have a heart attack if she ups and offs, gets a job at the Wheel House which means the end of us fancying her on picturesque little bicycle trips in the countryside.

She begins her great-shades-of-Like Water For Chocolate cooking. The set-up is thus: Sir William's old nanny, Mrs. Frobisher ( a hatchet-faced woman with an indiscreet streak and a heart of gold), housekeeps, two ladies come in to do the rough, Florina whips together delicate meals with a masterly air and Pauline keeps herself busy helping (read: being underfoot) in the kitchen and going on excursions like mushrooming and raspberry picking. Sir William swings by on the weekends to raise his daughter but in the Land of Neels we are not to read this as off-hand or neglectful. So don't.
Enter Wanda. All you need know is that she jangles with surplus jewelery and a certain nouveau riche trashiness. "The air positively hummed with their mutual dislike, instantly recognized, even if silent." (Rubs hands. Yes!) She also likes to sleep late and play bridge. Obviously she must never be trusted with a child.

Measles. Pauline is down first but she's had her jab so it won't be too bad. Mrs. Frobisher, an old woman, goes down next and it's disastrous. There Florina is, her ginger plait becoming more and more untidy, unable to contact Sir William (because Wanda the Ice-Princess, like all nouveau riche, has bad phone etiquette) and fixing herself beans on toast. That's when you know the poop has really hit the fan: A cordon bleu chef is making herself beans on toast.
Sir William finally comes, is satisfyingly horrified that she's been single-handedly running the household with two invalids, and calls in his trusty right hand Jolly (who doesn't look it, of course) to come and help out. He shows his mettle as no Neels hero has, before or since. He makes coffee, brings morning tea, delivers trays of food, hoovers (!), scrapes potatoes and washes dishes. He's practically Betty Crocker. I'm going to need a moment to fan myself. Ahem!
Wanda makes a brief appearance only to order everybody about and then become terrified by the idea of breaking out in red spots.
After the Contretemps of the Communicable Disease has passed, Florina has a well-earned vacation. Happily she has been invited to a Dutch cousin's wedding in Zierikzee the same week that Sir William will be over in Leiden. A very green carpool is arranged. At Aunt Minna's house we learn:
  • Sir William's Dutch is merely adequate while Florina's is excellent. (Heroines rarely are given the opportunity to be totally awesome in something the hero is just okay in. Her cooking and Dutch are fun little ways that Neels shows us that Florina might be shy and awe-struck by Sir William but she certainly isn't out of her depth)
  • Luxury hotel Schudderbeurs is handily close to Aunt Minna's house. My wouldn't that make a convenient watering hole in the case of Florina's marriage to a fastidious famous paediatrician.
  • Felix. Florina's uncle has a young business partner whose eyes are too close together. He makes a move on Florina (who at 27 is rather ripe for one) and is rebuffed. He calls her a b@#!*--all the more shocking because of The Venerable Neels' notable forswearing of swearing. Felix should also discover some Newtonian physics in the guise of Sir William's fist but, alas, is allowed to keep his nose for the duration.

Felix is so angry that this plain-Jane doesn't want a little lay-by dalliance that he deliberately puts his arm around her waist when Sir William comes to pick her up. William doesn't see her deliver an indignant shove to the Craven Felix and he's shattered (read: cold, withdrawn, "like a young man in the throes of his first love affair") to discover that he doesn't like Felix one little bit.
Back at the Wheel House William begins dropping hints like hot bricks ("Oh, you disturb me...", "I forget you're my cook.", "You have such beautiful hair..."). He's clearly made his mind up about Florina but is undecided about whether or not she's made her mind up about him.
Wanda comes down to the country again in order to fulfill her contractual role as Wicked Fiancee. In the course of making herself disagreeable she engages Florina the Good in a cat fight--seeing in her ginger eyebrows and worshipful mien a goose ready for plucking. But a 'royally angry' Florina has that alter-ego that prompts her to dump a pitcher-full of fresh lemonade over Wanda the Wicked. See why I never get this book mixed up?
Jolly makes a mental note to stop calling Florina 'miss' and begin calling her "Miss Florina".
But Felix the Craven's idea of a good time is to spend his precious week of holiday, not in chatting up the to-be-pitied women of Holland, but in traversing the Channel and destroying the dreams of a earnest working girl. He shows up at the Wheel House and insinuates a close relationship with our plucky chef. Sir William (once again cold and aloof) and Wanda the Wicked push Florina into Felix's flaccid arms. Florina is so distraught that she finally burns something ("Dinner is ruined!") and orders everyone out of the kitchen in a rage.
She avoids him for the rest of the week.
A motor smash up (no, not involving Florina's father or Felix the Fink or the Pustule of Death--Wanda) serves a a vehicle for the rescue of Florina and Pauline by Sir William. A touching bit of hand-holding is described. Pauline's concussion (she should have been wearing a helmet!...while running through the woods) takes them to London. Wanda and Florina have it out and Wanda the Really Despicable tells William that Florina is in love with him--right in front of Florina's face!
Editorial Note: There is a code of womanhood being breached here. It is permissible to rip to shreds a woman's choices in wedding millinery. It is forgivable to give her an eating disorder with constant criticisms. It is even allowable to take her man (if he hasn't put a ring on it). It is never okay to knife her in the back in front of the other sex. That kind of thing will get you kicked out of the club.
William says, "I know" which is the only thing he can say since Florina has been "Yes, Sir William"-ing him with calf's eyes for 200 pages.
He suggests that she take a leave of absence and she is disrespectful and flippant (which is a nice change as she has been worshiping at the shrine of Our Lady of Sir William for long enough). She goes off to The Netherlands to be a nanny for a bit (which is nothing like being a chef but evidently they were really up a creek) and William takes Wanda down to the country. One ordinary meal and a Bataan-like Death March through fields and paddocks and over stiles in high-heeled shoes is enough to convince her that Larry the American is the man for her. She actually chucks the diamond ring at his head and demands to be taken back to London. As it was most likely garishly large and of a modern cut, it could really have done some damage if it had connected with his head. (He should have been wearing a helmet.) William smiles wickedly. He's practically Machiavelli incarnate.
He collects Florina who is puzzled to see him again and when she demands to know where they are going he pulls into the slow lane and declares his love. He should probably have taken some hints from Felix the Craven and pulled into a lay-by for a spot of thorough kissing but we have to be content with meaningful hand-holding as he pulls into the fast lane once more and speeds homeward.

The End.

Food: There was so much so here's a not-comprehensive list of things I hope Betty Debbie might make: pommes lyonnaises, duchesse potatoes, braised celery, rolls, tomato chutney, calabrese, petits fours, vol-au-vents, salmon in aspic (at the hotel), liver and bacon (for her father...the swine), bacon and eggs with mushrooms and fried bread and tomato (first meal she makes for Sir William), boeuf en croute, watercress soup, profiteroles and chocolate sauce, crepes de valaille Florentine, artichoke hearts, lobster cardinal, beans on toast (in the middle of the Measles epidemic), Ploughman's lunch, poulet au citron, creme caramel, poulet Normand, milk pudding, boeuf flamand with beer and onions, strawberry Pavlova, accidentally burnt croutons, congress tarts, avocado pears with hot cheese, Paulina-made cakes and scones, lemonade, bitterballen, and nasi goreng (?)

Fashion: cheap, hard-wearing dresses, (striped cotton and a large white apron), enormous hoop earrings and a great many gold bangles (our villainess), scarlet chiffon (again our villianess), a peach-pink (so as not to clash mentally with her ginger hair) skirt suit from Country Casuals with low-heeled court shoes and a handbag.

Rating: Boeuf en croute with some parts earning a Queen of Puddings. Our hero deserves the highest rating as he is so helpful with chores, creatively dumps the bad girl, often smiles wickedly and drops hints all over the place that Florina is the gal for him. Florina would get a higher rating from me if she didn't call him Sir William quite so much and didn't invite scads of children into her kitchen at the least provocation. Perhaps when I am out of the phase where I have to cook meals while pivoting on one leg (because the toddler or the baby has attached himself to me) I will find this trait to be more believable and less tooth-achingly saccharine.


  1. Thank you for re-posting this one... you made my afternoon. This is one of my favorite books. Florina is a pretty name, especially suited to the half dutch heroine. I love that she speaks Dutch better than Sir W. does. :-)

  2. Betty Barbara here---
    I quite enjoyed this one, but I did have some questions/quibbles.
    Re: ginger hair. At the beginning of the book and other points, she does appear to have ginger hair. But, at various times, Sir William comments on her 'sandy' hair and on her shining length of 'mouse' hair. Okay, Betty--make up your mind!
    Re: Pauline. Just how old is she? Given Betty's notorious inability to write real children she could be any age from 5 to 8(or maybe 9).
    Re: Sir William. He tells Florina he's 39. That's a good age for a Betty hero. We are told that Pauline's mother died after having run off with someone else. Nanny (aka Mrs Frobisher), whilst gossiping with Florina, remarks that she always thought that Sir William got married 'too young'; that the girl he married was a bad wife and a worse mother! Okay, fellow Bettys, help me with the math on this one.
    Our question of the day is a two-parter: what was Sir William's age when he got married and how long was he married?
    I know, I know, I should just go with the Betty flow...... But either he got married in his twenties and that marriage was childless(!!)for 10 years or so or he got married in his early 30's and Nanny considered that 'too young'!!

    However, vexing math problems aside, I loved Sir William and the way he successfully maneuvered Wanda out of his life. And Florina was just super.

  3. Oh, and just FYI Nasi goreng is an Indonesian dish... for when it was a Dutch colony I THINK, I COULD BE WRONG!!!

  4. Betty Barbara here--
    Betty Ilana--you are correct! Which makes this one of the FEW instances where Our Betty has her heroine eating "exotic" cuisine and enjoying it!!

  5. I'd hazard a guess that Betty liked nasi goreng; the bigger question is why she doesn't have her heroines have it more often- it shows up in another Netty and the heroine likes it there, too.

    This was the first Betty I read and needless to say it just hooked me in.

    I can easily see Sir William having married young and his wife after 10 years or so of marriage having birth control fail and boom! there's Pauline.

  6. Betty AnHK
    This is one of those titles that I believe had little to do with the book...I mean it could have had a cooking reference or something about a red context/manor etc. Where was the gentle awakening? Was it his awareness of the hot cook, because I seem to remember she fawned over him lovingly for quite a while, the lemonade trick was a delightfully fiery retribution and his scheming to lose the floze was actually quite sneaky and not really 'gentle'.

    This review was great, more entertaining than the book, thank you. It bothered me that absentee father Sir Willy was about to marry someone obviously not good with children and yet he is a famous pediatrician. Yes, brilliantly intelligent work Doctor, great choice in both wives. Please publish a book on child-rearing while your cook becomes the primary caregiver over your unrealistically agreeable 5 or 9 year old daughter. You can work on it in the weekends when you should be with your family eating corden bleu asian-fusion cuisine.

  7. I don't think Sir William was an "absentee father" -- There's a point relatively early on where Florina reflects: [Pauline] was a nice child, and Sir William loved her [...] From what Pauline had told her, her father had taken her with him whenever he could and had made sure she had all the usual treats a child of her age might expect ..." His first wife -- who knows what she was like when they were married -- we only have a second-hand account of her from Nanny. As far as Wanda the Witch goes, I would point out that the "marriage" aspect of that relationship was pushed strongly from her side of things, more so than his. I'm not sure 100% if when push came to shove that it would necessarily have happened. (Maybe wishful thinking on my part ...)

    Also, re: "Famous" pediatrician ... maybe "famous" is "famous in the medical community" not necessarily "famous" as in known to Joe Bloke. ?

    1. "Hoovering" is vacuuming, Hoover is a company that makes vacuum cleaners, and hoovering and vacuuming are interchangeable terms with the British, as far as I can tell. Here is NZ, people say hoovering if they are of British extraction, but "luxing" is the term more commonly used here, comes from the brand Electrolux.
      Therefore, here in NZ, one may "hoover", "lux", or vacuum. I would prefer to have a "daily " do it, but I have to do the vacuuming.

  8. Luxing. Sounds so much more elegant than what we call it. Used to have an AEG Electrolux ergo essence - so I was actually really and truly luxing for years. Thanks for the info, Betty anon.