Tea on the Tiber in Ellicott City, Maryland, just west of Baltimore. (And, ohmagudnetz, those of you who can't make it to Maryland but are in the USA, Canada or UK can find a tearoom at http://www.teamap.com! It's not entirely complete, but I'll be surprised if it doesn't offer you a new suggestion or two in your neck of the woods.)
Please RSVP in the comments section below so we have the right size table and enough chairs and scones. Betty van den Betsy will make the reservation, in the name of Neels, so you can just arrive at TotT at 3:00pm and declare yourself one of the Neels party. If people want to show up before 3:00pm and browse the shops and shoppes of Ellicott City, feel free to make meet-up arrangements in the comments section. Finally, if you want to try to set up something in another region via the comments section, go nuts. We've got Texans, we've got Great-Lakers, we've got PacNorthwesterners, and we have got a *whole lot* of lurkers.
Jersey dress optional.