We made pizza for dinner tonight. Neels heroines would only eat pizza under duress and with housemen [British word alert](who are trying to make time) or laggard fiances (who are not).
But doesn't this make you wonder who the brilliant Professor Jonkheer Ivo van Rijn de Groot was dating when HE was a houseman, or a med student, or even polishing his stills sufficient to be named a professor? Of course he was always wealthy enough to afford the very best pizza, but still. He's not a *gasp* virgin is he?
Feeding heroines pizza is always a sign, in Neeldom, that a guy is not up to scratch.
ReplyDeleteHere in reality, if you happen to both be poor starving college students going to BYU, then it is totally hot.
You are forgetting the nice guy who has a girl in another country and just wants to talk about her.
ReplyDeleteBetty Tia - those guys are a little nicer, they don't do pizza, usually "beef burgers".
ReplyDeleteBut doesn't this make you wonder who the brilliant Professor Jonkheer Ivo van Rijn de Groot was dating when HE was a houseman, or a med student, or even polishing his stills sufficient to be named a professor? Of course he was always wealthy enough to afford the very best pizza, but still. He's not a *gasp* virgin is he?
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