I'm not here to make anyone feel bad. I'm not here to ratify any feelings of inadequacy. I am not here to crush any dreams of awesomeness...
That's why you'll understand how truly sorry I am to share my Betty in the Wild. I had been feeling a tetch bit lame for bailing on Betty Debbie last week and suddenly, in the line at Space Mountain (at Disneyland), those feelings got the better of me. In a fit of remorse and guilt, I broke rules. I. Broke. Rules. (Most definitely, not a standard Betty Keira MO.) I did not secure loose items while the ride was running. And I got what must surely go down as the awesomest Betty in the Wild pic evah.
This one's for you Betty Debbie:
The Magic of Living clutched in my death grip.