Thursday, January 27, 2011

At Odds with Love - 1993

It seems like every book we've reviewed lately has had excruciatingly forgettable titles.  At Odds with Love falls smack dab in that category.  What does it even mean?  Often there will at least be an obscure reference to the title somewhere in the pages...but either this one didn't, or I dozed off during that paragraph.A title like Jane Gets Her Man...or Jane, the Hot, Hot Baroness would help me remember which book this was.

Jane may be a 'plain' name, but really it's her last name that says it all. Fox.  Jane Fox is a H.O.T. twenty-seven year old nurse with russet hair, built like a brick house.  She's taken leave from professional nursing to nurse her dying granny.  Gran wishes that Jane would find a nice doctor and settle down, but Dr. Willoughby is already spoken for. Speaking of Dr. Willoughby, he's called in a specialist, one Professor van der Vollenhove who is no slouch in the good looks department.  Despite the ministrations of the good doctors, granny dies.  She's lived a long and prosperous life, so don't grieve too deeply. 
For some reason, granny has left the house and bulk of her estate to cousin Basil. Anyone familiar with Neeldom will instantly recognize his type...evil, thy name is Basil. Basil swings by with his fianceé, Myra. Evil Basil and Myra will be moving in before the decorators even finish tossing the rubbishy antiques on the bonfire.  Jane is not welcome - even though granny stipulated in her will that Basil should help her out - give her a home.  Not. Happening. Evil Basil helps her out, alright.  He provides the impetuous for Jane and faithful family retainer, Bessy, to flee the coop.  Bessy has a sister in London that will take her in, but Jane has a problem.  Or rather, Jane has three problems.  Bruno, Simpkins and Percy. Bruno the dog, Percy and Simpkins the cats. Yes, she is that Neels heroine who chooses to go through life with three animals and no home.  Two words, sweetie...Pet. Adoption.
Professor van der Vollenhove to the rescue.  He knows a friend of his mother's who is in need of a temporary companion (her regular companion is in dire need of a holiday). He's careful not to paint a rosy picture of the job, but he's pretty sure the pets will be allowed.
Lady Grimstone is indeed grim to work for. Not only is she selfish and paternalistic, but worse yet, she is a fad dieter.  We shall draw a veil over the deprivations of Jane...suffice to say she has to stock up on tins of biscuits and Bovril just to stave off starvation.  After a couple of weeks of this, the professor stops by.  He stays for lunch - or rather, what passes for lunch, then takes Jane out for some real sustenance.  Girlfriend takes advantage of actual food and dines heartily.  It's a lovely 1/2 day off, but Jane realizes she is starting to like the professor and that Just Won't Do. He offers to give her a lift to wherever she's going when the job is over, but Jane manages to give him the slip.  She finds a nursing job clear at the other end of the country, in Carlisle.  The pay isn't great, but she can bring her herd of animals, so off she goes on what has to be a grueling train trip.
The Hospital of Horrors!
The job at the private hospital in Carlisle is not quite as advertised.  Short rations (again!), long hours, no days off and completely inadequate staff.  Not only that, but Jane gets in trouble for calling the on-call doctor to treat a man with peritonitis and someone else with something else. The geriatric ladies have been sorely neglected - no one has been changing their sheets at night.  She's near her breaking point when The Professor drops by.  He's had a bit of a hard time finding her - he finally tracked down Bessy in London (who had been sworn to secrecy!) and got her to divulge the whereabouts.   Editor's Note: According to Google Maps, it's a little over 5 hours from London to Carlisle...just thought you might want to know.  After a quick kiss, he beards the Matron in her office, then the professor bundles Jane into his great socking Bentley and they head back to London. With the herd.
The professor drops Jane off at his friends Julie and Rex's home - they are more than happy to take her in.  Her and her herd. It isn't long before talk of a Marriage of Convenience is bandied about...which is really what the dear girl needs if she's going to be hauling around three animals and one faithful family retainer.  You thought Bessy was happy with her sister?  Not so much. 
On paper the MOC looks sound:
  • They both like each other.
  • They are both medical professionals.
  • He needs someone to entertain his friends and fend off too much social life.
  • She's a good listener.
  • The herd will have a home.
  • Ditto Bessy.
  • They can spend the next two weeks getting to know each other..dating!
It sounds sensible and tempting...and on the strength of that, Jane buys a new dress!  The Prussian Blue Silk Dress, Part I.  Since they are practically engaged, the professor trots out his first name.  It's Nikolaas,"Isn't it time you called me Nik?" (Nik? The name is fraternal twin to 'Nick'...who is nearly always the bad guy in Neeldom).  The date hardly even gets started before BAM! An auto accident right in front of them.  Being medical professionals, they help out.  Never mind causalities, The Prussian Blue Silk is ruined by Jane kneeling in blood, and the date is pretty much over.
The next morning Juliette Jane sees Nik from her balcony.
Her: You'll catch cold down there!
Him: (with a wicked grin) Is that an invitation to come up? (I♥Betty)
Of course it's only a matter minutes later, sometime between bites of toast and marmalade that she realizes she's In Love. That makes the idea of marriage all that much more appealing.
Nik takes Jane shopping - so that he can purchase The Prussian Blue Silk Dress, Part II.
The wedding goes off without a hitch, and as soon as the 'I dos' are said, Nik loads up the Bentley with Jane, Bessy, Bruno, Percy and Simpkins and they're off to Holland! Wagons Ho!
Jane sets her mind towards winning the heart of her husband. It's a three part plan.
Part 1. Make sure she's always looking hotter than usual. Adjust lighting accordingly. 
Part 2. Try and make Nik jealous...without any actual flirting...just looking hot. Add a little devastating use of eyelash sweeping.
Part 3. Drastic measures. Swipe the Bristol and drive to Amsterdam, expressly against doctor's wishes. Take advantage of an earthquake, then confess all to husband.
Jane's three step program works like a charm. Kisses in the hospital courtyard and semi-explicit references to implied conjugal relations.The end.

Rating: This was a lovely, gentle story.  Seldom do we get to witness both sides falling in love so naturally. At first Nik is very slightly inclined to mocking looks and cool indifference...but behind that facade he's unfailingly kind, so I'll give him a pass. Jane recognizes that she's in love well before Nik and actually Takes Steps. When Nik does realize he's fallen in love with his wife, he goes for a drive and a long walk in the country trying to figure out what he should do.  He's completely clueless that Jane loves him, and quite unsure of what to do about it.  Lucky for him that Jane is working hard enough for the both of them.  Also lucky for both of them that Amsterdam experiences an earthquake at precisely the right moment for greatest efficacy.  I'd love to give this a high rating, but frankly, nothing really happens. All of Jane's trials eventually work out just fine. Even without the earthquake, Jane would have gotten her man sooner or later.  I think I'll go with a serving of boeuf en croute (8).
Fashion: Jane is wearing a blue cotton sweater with a darker denim skirt when they meet, silvery grey jersey dress, Prussian blue silk dresses x2, Jane wears his dressing gown and car coat.  Wedding outfit is a dove-grey wool suit with a light lavender blouse. Connubial Shopping Trip wherein she acquires a cream taffeta ballgown, three short party dresses, several fine wool sweaters and all the undies  she liked at Maison de Bonneterie.
Food: Homemade shortbread, chicken ragout in England, chicken ragout in Holland, short rations at Lady Grimstone's - special cereal like shredded cardboard, dry toast spread with vegetable extract, soup so thin it was probably an Oxo cube dissolved in water, bread and butter so thin she could see through it, very small lamb chops, Blancmange for pudding, tin of digestive biscuits to fight off hunger, semolina shape(??). At the Hospital of Horrors she had fish paste sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, casserole of beef, milk pudding for afters.

14 comments:

  1. It's two, two books in one. First, we have a rather ho-hum Save The Orphan story, with the slight fillip that she's a nurse too (nice nod back to the beginning of The Canon).

    Then we have a Marriage of Convenience story. And that one is great -- I love that we get Nikolaas's POV when he realizes he's in love with Jane. *le sigh*

    Queen of Puddings for the short MOC story, treacle tart (or milk pudding) for the Save the Orphan story.

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    1. "It's two, two books in one. "

      Part One: Jane Eyre; Part Two: Jane Airhead. (but both enjoyable.)

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  2. Betty Barbara here--
    I quite liked our Jane and I loved her 'Plan' to catch Nik's attention. And Nik was a sweetie, too. But I am with you on this--not much actually happens! No angst! No 'other' woman.
    My favorite scene was the wedding--everyone in the village showing up and vowing to keep it a secret from Basil. But I think it would have been even better to have Basil there--I'm all for letting the bad guy know that he failed to squash you!!
    It seems that there really ARE earthquakes in Holland. But do not go picturing major disasters! Their strongest quake would barely be noticed in California!

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  3. I'm so glad to have stumbled on this site. It was during my semi-annual web search for unknown Betty Neels books (I'm hoping they'll discover a trunkful of unpublished manuscripts)that I came across the words "uncrushable jersey dress". I may have squealed. My Betty obsession has been a well kept secret (from everyone but my husband who has noticed the Rubbermaid bin beside my bed). So nice to finally meet others who understand!

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  4. Welcome Betty Caitlin! Yup, we're all bonded by our love of all things Betty.

    Be sure to poke around -- the Founding Bettys are in the home stretch of reviewing all 134 tomes in The Canon, so you can find what they've written about a LOT of books. Just click on the Undefinitive Neels Canon - Book Review Archive on the right below the banner. Click on any book title and it should take you to the review.

    All except Sister Peters in Amsterdam, where I believe the link is broken... *hint hint* to the Management

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  5. Dear Betty Magdalen,

    Thank you for pointing out my goof. It's easy to miss something like that.

    I got out my roll of sellotape and fixed the link to Sister Peters in Amsterdam.

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  6. I was just rereading this one. It occurred to me upon meeting Lady Grimstone that La Neels had a nice touch in names -- a member of the C.S. Lewis/Screwtape Letters naming society, no doubt.

    Wanted to comment, too. As a person whose pets are not animals but family, I can deeply sympathize with Jane's affection for and decision to stand by Percy, Simpkin and Bruno. Adoption is not an option, in this case.

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  8. Let's try that again. I, too, was wondering what "Semolina Shape" was and found this recipe in Google Books. (Hope the link works...)

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    1. Isn't 'semolina' the stuff from which we make cream of wheat? This recipe sounds appropriately bland for Betty's world, plus Mrs. Peel suggested serving it with stewed fruit or custard. I vote both!

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  9. Just discovered your wonderful site about two weeks ago. I had uncovered some packed boxes of books that had been stored for about 5 years all Betty Neels some are so old that they show how well loved they are and "At Odds With Love " seemed to be one of my favourites. I have discovered my love of all Betty as I have read some of the wonderful reviews some that have had be laughing so hard my kids think I am going crazy.

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  10. We are crazy! Crazy about Betty Neels. :)

    Betty AnoninTX

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  11. Did anyone else notice that the RDD/RBD can always conjure up a passport for the PBN/PBwhatever in the blink of an eye but it took Nik two weeks to get one for Bessie the FFR? Also, the couple that shelters Jane were not cross-over characters! Julie & Rex were never seen before or again. It would have been so much more fun to drop in on Daisy and Valentine, Caroline and Radinck, or Arabella and Gideon. Hmm, those last two couples ended up in Holland, but I would love to have an update. This was a middling Betty for me. Treacle Tart?

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