Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Waiting for Deborah - Discussion Thread

Uncle Oscar likes to play card games. Two-handed patience, bezique and racing demon are mentioned. But it turns out he really, really likes to play chess. Deborah may not be quite his match, but she at least gives him a bit of a run for his money. Face it, he doesn't really want to lose, so the fact that he does so well against her is just dandy. I have never had the patience to play chess. I have no notion of strategy, offensive or defensive...all I'm good for is to explain to kindergarten age boys which way each piece can move. Frankly, kindergartners and first graders are the only people I enjoy playing chess with. [Betty Keira] I'm no Bobby Fisher either. But I am a big fan of chess sets. (I have a really great set of cheap, hand-painted clay figures. The knights are llamas.) Is it somehow false advertising to collect sets if you're not much of a player yourself?

Sir James Marlow was not born a 'sir'. No sir. He evidently earned his knighthood. Besides being filthy rich or obscenely famous, how does one become a 'Sir'?And such a young one two? If you're a Sir's wife, do you still get to be called 'Lady'?

When Deborah is going down to Frog Cottage (Best cottage name ever)[Betty Debbie] I beg to differ..I still like "Ogre's Relish" from Cassandra by Chance better, her trip to the cottage takes a bus, three train connections and another bus. (Good thing he drives her after the first train). I'm not sure exactly how far she's traveling (I can't imagine it being more than 200 miles), but I have to admit that would not be a comfortable trip. Especially with luggage. When I flew to Japan a while back, I took a shuttle to the airport, then the flight, then a train ride to Tokyo, then walked a block or two to another train station, then took the bullet train to the city Dr. van der Stevejinck was in, then had to find a taxi and point at the address of the hotel. At least Deborah would have been reading and speaking her native tongue. Just sayin'.

Let's take a ride on the Obsolete Electronics Express! There is a reference to a 'word processor' in Sir Marlow's office. No, Betty was not referring to Microsoft Word, Word Perfect, Open Office or the like. No, she was talking about a word processing machine...more than a typewriter, less than a computer. It's been a long time since I've seen one of these babies. As the more versatile combination of a personal computer and separate printer became commonplace, most business-machine companies stopped manufacturing the word processor as a stand-alone office machine - Wikipedia My freshmen year of college (1995) I sometimes used a word processor that my roommate had if I needed short papers typed quickly. But even then they were on the out-moded side.

Let's get back to Uncle Oscar. Deborah takes him for walks to the village shop where he purchases 'humbugs'. I've heard of 'humbugs' before, but I never took the time to find out exactly what they were before. According to Wikipedia: Humbugs are a traditional hard boiled sweet available in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. They are usually flavoured with peppermint and striped in two different colours (often black and white). They have a hard outside and a soft toffee center. Humbugs are typically cylinders with rounded ends wrapped in a twist of cellophane, or else pinched cylinders with a 90-degree turn between one end and the other (shaped like a pyramid with rounded edges), loose in a bag. I just love the name 'humbug' and the image of Uncle Oscar stuffing his cheeks and pockets with them.

Deborah does not seem cut out for the secretarial life. She takes a course in shorthand and typing (she is advised to drop the word processor course because she is too slow - heaven knows how poorly she would have fared had she signed up for a course in 'computer'). Alas for her, she flunks both her shorthand AND her typing exams. She wasn't the only one. Some of the other girls who failed the typing/shorthand course were pretty cheerful about it. They were very helpful and advised her to do what they planned - they were going to go on the 'dole'. "...you just sign on - if there's a job going you go and look at it and if you don't like it you say so." No matter how hard up a Neels heroine gets, she never THIS hard up. She works hard for the money... There are several unspoken 'Thou Shalts' in Neelsdom and taking charity when one still had enough small change to feed the heat meter was one of them...

Waiting For Deborah--1994

When we meet Deborah Everett she is being kicked out of her home. Step-brother Walter's first order of business after the death of his invalid father, after rifling the old man's pockets and confiscating the check-book, is to assume his pompous head-of-the-family mantle and magnanimously offer to let Deborah care-take the house while he looks about for a buyer. That she will be homeless when it sells doesn't enter into it. He grudgingly hands her some money for food, tells her to keep careful account of it, twirls his mustache and practically disappears in a cloud of sulphuric gas.
'Stay?' Deborah thinks to herself, 'You've got to be kidding.' She metaphorically stuffs the wad of cash into her B-cup and sets about finding a job. Walter (and his sister Barbara) would be dismayed to lose their money but she hadn't gotten paid to look after their father anyway and she'd be danged if she was going to be pushed around anymore.
Deborah has carroty hair, is much too thin and has been dealt an unlucky hand in life but she's not a weakling in need of rescue. She's the driver and this is her bus.
She lands a job working as a companion/nurse to a catatonic stroke victim. That's right. Old Mrs. Vernon is flat on her back, stuffed in the back of the house where the carpet ceases to be plush (serviceable matting) and the drapes are not bright floral (useful beige). In Neels speak this means that no matter how catatonic Mrs. Vernon is or insensible of her surroundings, her niece, the Young Mrs. Vernon, is a bad person and probably exits rooms with her own flash of sulphuric gas.
Catatonic Mrs. Vernon is not as blank as YMV (Young Mrs. Vernon) would have Deborah believe. Sure, she's dead weight but within five minutes Deborah's worked out a communication method with the old woman. One wink for yes, two for no. (If only she knew Morse Code!) Deborah twigs to the situation. YMV is hoping for auntie's death, is not interested in 'recovery' and is willing to point auntie towards the light. [Don't] force aunt to take her feeds...We must allow the dear old thing to die peacefully'. Hm. Well, Deborah isn't one to take things lying down and sets about enlisting all the aid she can to make sure Old Mrs. Vernon isn't taking it lying down either.
Though YMV has the local doc completely snookered, a consultant is called in. Deborah takes one look at Sir James Marlow and thinks, in the words of Margaret Thatcher meeting Mikhail Gorbachev, "I like [him]. We can do business together." So she whisks down the road, hails his car and confides her fears.
She's got an ally. Catatonic Mrs. Vernon soon begins to mend. Her feet twitch, her muscles are massaged, she grunts and is able to write. YMV is not amused but can't do much about it. When Sir James suggests a trip to Auntie's cottage (for further recovery) she can only agree. Can you see her grinding her teeth? I can.
Sir James gives her a lift. He's not sure why but chalks it up to that worst of default emotions--pity.
He deposits her at Frog Cottage, they grab necessaries at the village shop and the clerk asks, "And your husband here?" (This being 1994, an Arsenio fist pump is not out of order...)
At Frog Cottage she continues working healing magic with the aid of Dr. Plot Device who owns a local practice and...nothing else. But he's just young enough to cause Sir James to feel a vague kind of regret when he thinks of Dr. Plot Device and her marrying. (The RBD is inventing relationships out of whole cloth on the strength of a few blushes?! That's what they call in poker 'tipping-your-hand'.) Still he tells her that she would make a good doctor's wife YOURS! I WANT TO BE YOURS!!! Wow. Those Dawning Realizations just hit you on the head, don't they.
Stroke victim, having achieved a degree of recovery unthinkable before, is fetched back by her family with the lure of a ground floor suite, a good nurse/companion and the promise that they will never, ever (What, never? No never...Well, hardly ever.) try to kill her by slowly starving her to death. In return she won't cut them out of her will. This is bound to end with a casual walk by a cliff head, a strategically placed jostle and a curious tumble to her eventual demise, I'm thinking.
Deborah is out on her ear but picks up a job at a hotel giving our hero a wonderful opportunity to look at her splendid legs while she cleans glasses by the bar. After weeks of seeing her coppery hair and blue eyes swimming before his lecture notes and dreary medical journals, he's come to the rescue--which I don't mind at all because talents like hers are utterly wasted on the public.
She is whisked off to his sister's house (where curiosity and matchmaking boil beneath the surface) and then on to Lottie's--a feather-brain friend of the family who's got a beautifully written Uncle Oscar. Deborah is to be his nursery maid. He is an irascible old gentleman who likes his own way, a good game of chess, girls who answer back and stuffing his pockets with caramels and humbugs--he's nothing more than a seven-year-old boy with whiskers. Deborah will do him fine.
Lottie tells Sir James that she'll take good care of Deborah...maybe have some young men around to meet her...a lighthearted remark which made Sir James frown thoughtfully.
She and Uncle Oscar get along like a house on fire. James comes several weeks later because he's keeps thinking about how her hair took it's bright color from daffodils (yes, really!). Uncle Oscar, like all whiskered 7-year-olds, stumbles across Deborah's secret love (she would leave the thing lying about...) and, after cruelly laughing at her hopes, makes it up by helping things along in a ham-fisted manner, saying in front of James, 'No glamour but as wholesome as a loaf of bread...you get used to the hair.' Great merciful Zeus, what would he say next?
It doesn't matter what he would say because suddenly James has taken her hand in his and asked to to come to dinner with him. All sensible thought can't have left her head because she does manage to agree before he kisses her cheek as he leaves. Uncle Oscar, with uncharacteristic tact, whispers to himself when he is alone, "Well, well. That I should live to see the day..."
Dinner is lovely, he takes her for a midnight ramble in his gardens (substituting a herbaceous border for the hoary 'etchings', I imagine) and kisses her cheek at the end.
All this cheek kissing is so charming. He's making tentative advances that she couldn't possibly take exception to.
Sadly, her interlude with Uncle Oscar comes to an abrupt end. His daughter has returned and Deborah will no longer be needed. In an unnecessarily complicated tangent, step-siblings (remember them?) show up like something out of a Gothic mystery asking for Deborah. If she has no other place to go then she'll have to go with them (because she's 13, or escaped from the loony bin or...?). Enter Sir James. "She cannot come with you. She's marrying me!" (picturing Nelson Eddy in his singing Mountie costume here)--which sounds like a great set-up for intrigue and tension or a hastily performed marriage of convenience at the very least. Sadly, it only serves to thwart the still-as-yet-undefined threat of the step-sibs and gives Sir James a reason to whisk her off to live with his old nanny for a bit. Let me repeat, at no time is there a spark of emotional tension because he said this and, in my opinion, it constitutes a waste of a perfectly lovely situation. Dead End.
He tells her that 'it was the first thing to come to mind'. (Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud wanted on the white courtesy phone...)
Nanny is lovely but Deborah ups and offs at the first opportunity, taking a job with a fine woman in a fine house with three fine children. But when the measles hit, the veneer of fine-ness drops faster than knickers at a nude beach. (Dear me, Betty Keira has wandered into indelicate wastelands.) Suddenly she's a drudge and then, on top of that, she comes down with a raging case of measles herself. It's as though a perfectly unexceptional house in Britain gets sucked through the time-space continuum and is back to making fire by rubbing sticks together. Pandemonium is let loose and Where in the World is Sir James Marlow?
Rescuing a VIP, that's where but don't allow the barest hint of curiosity to pass your cerebral cortex as it is destined to go unsatisfied.
He finally finds her and walks in on her 'measly person' (I ♥Betty) wearing a look of tender resignation. It sounds like the Dawning Realization saw him drop his wallet 6 blocks back and has been chasing him up 5th Avenue.
Nanny's house is just the right place for recuperation--so handy too if he wants to drive down from London in the middle of the night just to watch her sleep and silently steal away--surely one of the most romantic gestures of Neelsdom.
Soon Deborah is spry and bonny and ready to tackle her future again. So off to London she goes to acquire skills in shorthand typing--a three month course. Sir James is sick with love and worry but if proficiency in low-grade office skills is what she wants...He's going to leave her alone like 'an obstinate little boy'.
Of course it's not what she wants and she's bound to be awful at it. Deborah is not an office woman. Rather, like expanding insulation foam, she fills herself into all kinds of places--chess-playing, stroke-communicating, babysitting, irascible-Uncle-amusing places--a regular Girl Friday. But don't ask her to use 'computer' because she's a flop.
Three months later...
She fails her exams on the same day that her landlady has a stroke (what?! Another one?). At the hospital she sees Sir James who pretends not to see her, mix-ups and hurt feelings ensue only to reach a denouement of tears on his waistcoat.
Because she's homeless again he takes her to Nanny's only to return several days later.
'James. Oh, James, you've come.'
Palm-kisses and dress rehearsals for a bang-up proposal.
The End


Rating:
I liked it. The peripheral characters are really fun--even if the step-siblings are two-dimensional. I have a soft spot for thin, carroty heroines without tuppence to rub together. She is knocked down several times and, while you could be forgiven for finding her pathetic, she doesn't strike me as a doormat. She isn't waiting to be rescued but neither is she particularly pugnacious. Deborah grows on one. Sir James is pretty great too. We get to see his POV quite a bit for a Neels and when he figures out that he's in love with Deborah, it comes after he's liked her for sometime. No sparks of anger and misunderstanding with these two. She is not urgently trying to hide from him (like Chain of Destiny, for instance) That's the thing about Waiting For Deborah--it's quiet, calm and deeply romantic. But nice for all that. Boeuf en croute.

Food: Downed stroke victim eats lots of water and watered-milk until Deborah varies her diet with broth, Bovril (?), weak tea, and bouillon. Chicken pie, steamed pudding and pasties. Junket (ick.), rich cream cake and toasted tea cakes. Peach melba (twice!), sole bonne femme, homemade lemonade, asparagus soup, fruit tart, and duckling in honey and orange sauce.

Fashion: Cotton dresses, denim skirt, sandals and (gasp!) high-heeled sandals, patterned voile dress in greenish blue, a dark cord skirt I want to get my hands on and a grey sober dress that will be useful for several summers.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Growing Pains

Lest the beginnings of The Uncrushable Jersey Dress become shrouded in mystery, veiled by the span of time, let's review.

Betty Keira introduced Betty Debbie to La Neels two or three years ago. I was skeptical. Harlequin Romance novels??? Sooo not my thing. She pushed, I succumbed..."resistance is futile"...she whispered sibilantly. Since then we have collected BN and traded the books back and forth whenever we happened to see each other (3 -4 times a year, maybe). We would chat on the phone and compare our thoughts about the different stories, speculate on Betty Neels herself, and laugh about the absurdities found therein. We both have personal blogs and so have some experience - albeit limited.

A few months ago we agreed that it would be a lot of fun to write a blog about some of our favorite authors/books (we really do read other genres, I promise)...we ultimately came to the conclusion that it would be simplest for us to narrow it down to just Betty Neels. Betty Tia came up with the name...(a simple thank you is not enough for that-I think she needs a book)

The Uncrushable Jersery Dress is still a young blog, barely out of it's infancy. As we work on raising our "baby", we ask for a little patience, and input...with your help, The Uncrushable Jersey Dress will hopefully become the source for all things Neels.

I would like to take a moment and point out some new features on The Uncrushable Jersey Dress. First of all, our awesome "email" button. Betty Keira and her husband set it up for us...now you can contact us to ask questions or make requests.

We have Dr. van der Stevejinck (my husband) to thank for the "recent comments" gadget. Thank you honey.

And, lastly, a new feature added by request of reader Janet Webb - who used our email button to make a request (we shall now call her "Betty Janet") - you can now link directly from the book list on the sidebar to the review of that particular book! I'm excited about this one - because I figured it out all by myself. If this were a paying gig, I'd be owed some serious overtime. My computer skills are not of the highest caliber...but with luck and a little Betty determination, I managed to do it.