Before The Founding Bettys left on our repairing lease we got a piece of news. If The Bettys won't go to Brighton then Brighton must come to the Bettys. Somebody in Brighton stumbled upon us and it remains to be seen if being from Brighton and being Uncrushable are mutually exclusive. We were squee-ing a bit but we live in terror that the Chamber of Commerce (or Brit equivalent) will be contacting us for defamation. I mean, turning a city name into a euphemism for extra-conjugal relations isn't exactly a compliment...After that we kept bumping into Brighton as, evidently, all roads lead through Brighton--or adjacent to Brighton where there is a perfectly lovely Costco.
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x) United States of America (27): in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Iowa, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York (2), Ohio (2), Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia and West Virginia.Mar 22, 2006
(Sometimes* when I see a post with no comments I am overwhelmed by an urge to raise it from its unremarked existence to a slightly higher plane, like a stray animal being rescued from a freezing body of water.
*Usually when I should be doing actual work.)
B. Baersma