A Very Betty Christmas Contest, Entry VI

Betty JoDee gives us fantastic new lyrics to Jingle Bells (which keep running through my head)!

His Nightmare before Christmas
(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the ward
With Staff Nurse on her heels,

Sister quickly halts
When the bomb bell peals. Walls come tumbling down;
Smoke pours through the door.
Sister saves her patients
Then slumps down toward the floor.
Oh,
RDD, RDD,
Swooping just in time.
Grabs her ‘round her splendid waist
Then spins her on a di-me.
RDD, RDD,
Smiling from great height.
Realizes he has lost his heart
When she gives him this fright.
(And, yes, you’re welcome for the Hugh Jackman.)